As Seen In: Throughout
Location: Seaside Heights, NJ
Website: spicycantina.com
Worst Moment: Snooki and friends—well, mostly Snooki—escaped here often during their “shifts” at the Shore Store because “work” is hard or whatever. While ditching to drink may seem like a symptom of alcoholism, that’s not what MTV chose to focus on when Snooki cut out to chug margaritas at Spicy. Instead, they focused on her drunken antics for exploitative purposes, filming her awkward interactions with much older tourists and residents. Isn’t she so lovable and crazy? Oh, the hijinks!

Is it possible to get good, authentic Mexican food on the East Coast, let alone in Seaside Heights, New Jersey? In a place that let in Jersey Shore cameras countless times? That is so poorly rated by the Internet? No. Move along.