As Seen In: Throughout
Location: Seaside Heights, NJ
Website: beachcomberbar.com
Worst Moment: You know Snooki got punched in the face here, right?

The bar claims to have the “hottest bartenders” and “the best cover bands on the Jersey Shore every weekend,” which violates one of life's general rules that anyone using that many superlatives is a liar. Beachcomber, you go right to hell for those lies.