23-year-old Nicole Denzer was pulled over by police in Minnesota for reckless driving, and ended up finding a drug stash in an unlikely place. Denzer, who was straddling the median, was arrested for possession of a controlled substance after police searched her vehicle. As she was being booked, a drug sniffing dog was suddenly drawn to Denzer's crotch.

It turns out that Denzer was hiding 17 grams of meth and a pipe inside of her vagina, thus making a bad situation even worse. Denzer now faces up to 25 years in prison and a $500,000 fine for possession of a controlled substance, as well as another year behind bars and $3,000 for stashing the meth and pipe inside of her pie.

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[via The Huffington Post]