How do you explain to your future wife that you ruptured your bladder at a strip club during your bachelor party? Just ask Patrick Gallagher of Lansdale, PA.  Back in November of 2010, a stripper  reportedly landed on his abdomen with such force that his bladder ruptured. 

Gallagher purchased the "Bachelor's Package" at the Penthouse Club in Port Richmond, which includes public humiliation as the "lucky" guy lies flat on his back beneath a the stripper pole as eager dancers descend upon him. The stripper's crash landing led to internal bleeding, and Gallagher had to go to the hospital the next day for surgery. 

We sure hope the wedding wasn't the next day.

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[via The Huffington Post]