It's a given that some haunted houses won't be scary, especially considering how many exist just for kids. For most of the reviewers on Yelp, a haunted house is either shit-your-pants terrifying, or so camp it would make toddlers snicker.
Then there are a select few who are so outraged at their wasted money, that they'll do things like compare a 20-minute wait in line to certain historical atrocities. And that's just the start. These ridiculous haunted house reviews on Yelp are so bizarre, you'll wonder if any of these people understood that they were writing for the public when they penned the reviews.