7. The Smurfs (NBC, 1981-1989)
If elves and fairies were Protestants and Catholics, Smurfs were the Mormons. They lived in a tight-knit and self-sufficient society, and cherished community bonding through occasional campfire sing-a-thons.
But unlike the believers, they weren't allowed to keep multiple wives and an entire population of blue phallus-wielding males (no relation to Dr. Manhattan) was stuck with three hoes (Smurfette, Sassette, and Granny Smurf) to pluck.
Forget the beef they had with Gargamelâ€”imagine how many times they brawled to get some dome?