Imagine Kobe Bryant, Derek Jeter, Alexander Ovechkin, and Drew Brees saving children across the world from evildoers while living together in a gym operated by a gadget-building Jewish lady. That was the premise of ProStars, featuring cartoon versions of Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson.

This show, which felt like Captain Planet meets The Three Musketeers, didn't last more than two seasons, but stained our memories with a few misconceptions: a) Michael Jordan has a Leno-sized chin, b) Wayne Gretsky's always hungry like he's blazed, and c) Bo Jackson can swing tree trunks to destroy tractors.

Seriously, for some of us who were barely potty-trained when we peeped this show, we really thought Bo knows how to do anything!