Based on the Uncle Scrooge comics, DuckTales told the story of greedy-ass Scrooge McDuck, the richest mallard in the world, who spent most of his time trying to add to his fortune on treasure hunting adventures with his nephews.

Disney's first cartoon series produced specifically for syndication, it enjoyed a good run in the '80s, then re-upped in the late '90s to teach our little brothers and sisters that only dudes with no money swear that money isn't everything. Be sure to step on those morons on your way to the top.