13. Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears (NBC, 1985-1989; ABC, 1989-1990; syndication, 1990-1991)
A subliminal pro-steroid message? A parable for Prohibition-era oppression? A thinly-veiled warning about environmental destruction? One huge candy commercial? Whatever you got out of Disney's juice-head adventures, there's no doubt that this classic show is entertaining as hell at any age.
Living in a huge hollowed-out tree with a network of underground tunnels, each week the Gummi Bears battled for their medieval forest against the evil Duke Igthorn and his band of bumbling ogres. Luckily, the bears keep little bottles of GummiBerry Juice on deck, a magical elixer that gives them the ability to bounce on anything like a trampoline. Remember kids, drugs can be good!