Just think about what would happen if alien life forms really were prowling around the streets of Earth searching for males to mate with and looking like Natasha Henstridge—we'd all be screwed.
Say that was the reality of picking up chicks in bars and nightclubs: There's a beautiful blonde eyeing you up from across the bar. You approach her, buy her a drink, and feel warm inside once she asks to see your apartment. Inside your bachelor pad, she undresses, grabs your head, and starts wrestling your tongue with hers. Sounds pretty sexy, no? Sure, until her alien spear-like tongue gets violent, makes you panic, and jabs a hole into the back of your skull.
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