Anyone who's experienced the mesmerizingly idiotic Sucker Punch, even those who won't admit to guiltily enjoying Zack Snyder's overblown fantasy-action misfire, would jump at the chance to see angelic beauty Emily Browning in the buff—that's a no-brainer. Imagine the buzzkill reactions, however, when said Browning enthusiasts watch her rather awful 2011 art-house picture Sleeping Beauty and realize that her birthday suit consistently rubs up against naked old dudes.

Oh, and she's drugged the entire time, deep in sleepy land, and unaware that the respective geezer's wrinkly skin and saggy junk is pressed against her exposed flesh. Sucker Punch doesn't seem so bad anymore, does it?