Maker: Keebler
Peak Popularity: Late 1990s
Watch a classic commercial here

These crispy potato-skin-chips gave those Friday's Potato Skins you only order when you're drunk a firm kick in the balls. First, Keebler understood realism, and so one side was dark and the other was light—like a real potato. Second, Fridays serves theirs as an appetizer, while Keebler's version stood in for an entire meal with flavors like "Steak and Potatoes." Third, and it shouldn't have to come to this, but fine—Tato Skins were made by elves.