Maker: Minute Maid
Peak Popularity: Late 1980s
Watch a classic commercial here

Ever since we saw Bill Murray take some green plasm to the face, we've wanted to find out just how good bustin' feels. Thanks to Ecto Cooler, we found out firsthand. What did a citrus drink have to do with a slimy ghost? Not a damn thing. That's the open secret of most of the junk food and drinks marketed at children.