Store location: Temecula, CA.

Date: Sept. 6 2012

There were so many fails in this robbery, we're surprised it was even attempted in the first place. The group of men attempted to ram a brand new BMW X5 SUV through the front window of a Temecula, CA Apple Store. Once in, the thieves grabbed as many items as they could—not the bigger items, mind you, just small stuff like iPods. When they loaded back into the X5 and tried to back out of the store through the now-loaded security gate, the car's license plate was ripped off. Cops traced the license plate back to one Equonne Howard, who was later caught walking near the mall in which the robbery took place with the X5 keys in his pocket.