Date: Dec. 16, 2010

After burglarizing the home of Washington Post editor Marc Fisher and thieving his 15-year-old son’s possessions including two laptops, savings bonds, and some cash, Robert Knight snapped a photo on one of the laptops' webcams—flaunting his “new” winter coat and cash stack, then posting the pic on the victim’s Facebook page. The dumbass was identified and arrested several weeks, and sentenced to 44 months in jail. D.C. police officer Kyle Roe went on recording saying, "I've seen a lot, but this is the most stupid criminal I've ever seen."