10 Signs That You're a Foodie Douchebag

One: You own truffle-proof slacks.

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On the douchebag spectrum, somewhere between Kanye West and Roger Goodell, you find foodies, people who have somehow rebranded stuffing their faces as a cultural virtue. These clowns harp commonplace enlightenment like an arrogant college econ major who claims they can solve the debt crisis. What happens when you combine a disciple-like allegiance to food trends with a proclivity for Instagram? A big douchebag. And we have the slides to prove it.

You Instagram Every Meal

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You Want to Know Everything About Your Meat

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You Share the Love of Being a Foodie

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You're About that Fine Dining Life

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You're Fresh on the Scene

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You're Star Struck

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You Scoff at the Basics

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It's a Family Affair

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You Anger Bartenders on the Regular

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You Hate Foodies

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