Stage of the relationship: A new relationship
Women get a bad rep for being clingy post-coitus. But believe that for every horror story you tell your boys, there are three women have heard from each of their girls. Nothing can take your new relationship from easy cruising to a car crash faster than getting too comfortable after you've done the deed and rattling off some corny shit. "That was special" and "really meant something to you"—really dude? Save that for your PBS special.