There are a few things we wonder on a daily basis: What is the meaning of life? How was the universe created? Are we really here, or is this the Matrix? How would it sound if Morgan Freeman narrated Fifty Shades of Grey?
We can't answer everything for you - that is for you to discover on your own, young grasshopper - but we can supply you with this video clip of comedian Josh Robert Thompson narrating a passage from the second installment of the (somehow) bestselling E.L. James erotic trilogy as actor Morgan Freeman. It's a completely spot-on impression, so basically, this is what it would sound like. You're welcome.
Check out the video above.