A 20-year-old member of the University of Tennessee's Pi Kappa Alpha chapter was admitted to the hospital with severe alcohol poisoning after an episode of wine "butt chugging" gone horribly wrong (though it would be impossible for this to go right).
Anal consumption of alcohol is far more potent than the traditional method because it isn't filtered by the liver. In other words, it hits your bloodstream harder and faster.
Police on the scene found several young men passed out at the Pike House with bottles of wine everywhere. They went in, apparently.
When the man arrived at the University of Tennessee's Medical Center, he reportedly had a blood alcohol level "well over" 4.0. Hopefully his GPA is comparable. He's since been discharged. The incident could lead to disciplinary action from the university.