Strip Club: Casa Diablo Vegan Strip Club
Address: 2839 NW Saint Helens Rd.
Website: casadiablo.com

One dancer falling on her head (we'll pray for her) aside, the most fascinating moment of this train wreck comes during the pot brownie interlude, where a stripper apologizes for being soft but still finds it in her limbs to push her vulva into a man's face. Signs and wonders.