Rush Limbaugh has a new scientific theory, guys! Must be Friday. What's his "research" (read: random Google searches) have him talking about this time? During one of his endless rants on his radio show, Limbaugh went into a tirade about how he read a study sourced to CBS Philadelphia, which cites an item in a slideshow saying that penis sizes have decreased 10 percent compared to 50 years ago. The reason that ChaCha gives is "environmental pollutants in the air," in addition to expanding waist lines, stress, and smoking, but Limbaugh isn't buying this. He says, instead, that smaller penis sizes totally have to be faulted to the feminists, and should we even be shocked by anything this guy says anymore?

"I think it's feminism," he says. "It has to be the feminazis. I mean, the chickification, everything else. Give them time, and they'll blame Bush." 

You can listen to a recording of the snippet below.

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[via Gawker via Media Matters]