"You come to me in my house on the day of my daughter’s wedding, and you ask me to drink vodka?" Okay, I will then. This one is for the lazy drinker who rolls his eyes when he even hears the word “mixologist.” The drink is one and a half ounces of vodka and a half-ounce of amaretto poured over ice. That’s it. (You should stir it, but if that’s too hard, just get on with it.) There is also a Godfather, which is similar, but is made with scotch in lieu of vodka, and probably prompts a never-ending string of horrendous Marlon Brando impressions—we had to print one just thinking about it.