When the mail arrived at Complex's New York office yesterday, there was a letter addressed to the City Guide channel that wasn't vitriol from an angry bar owner. Inside was the following cover letter and résumé, a response of sorts to the list of the "50 Most Desirable Bachelorettes in NYC." After much deliberation about whether to hang it on the fridge in the break room or just toss it, it was decided that this it could serve as a "teaching moment." 

We share it with you now. Let this be a lesson.