When Mark Welch first called the 911 dispatcher, he was nonsensical, claiming that everything that happened in his dream was happening in real life. When police arrived at his home, Welch admitted to smoking K2, a synthetic marijuana. He was told that if he called 911 again, he would be arrested for misuse of the 911 system. 

So, what did he do? Obviously, he called them back 40 minutes later. 

"The officer told me not to call back," Welch said. "And he said that if I called back, y'all were going to take me to court. So I'm calling back." (His logic is impeccable.) 

When police arrived, he was promptly arrested.

This guy is probably unfamiliar with the word "moderation." 

[via Huffington Post]