Male groupies are definitely out here, folks. David A. Kappheim was arrested this week in Palm Beach County, FL for threatening to murder his "liberal" girlfriend. Apparently, Kappenheim has an unhealthy obsession with both the GOP and Fox News. An affidavit states that Kappenheim, 60, tried to strangle his 59-year-old, live-in girlfriend after randomly showing up at her friend's house butt-ass naked.
The woman also claims that Kappenheim drove recklessly while giving her a ride to work, and laughed maniacally when she begged him not to kill her. He reportedly explained to the arresting officer that he was "very conservative," while his girlfriend was "liberal," so he felt as though he had to kill her. He added that this was the fourth time he reached this conclusion.
Kappenheim was charged with domestic battery, aggravated assault and criminal mischief. If you don't see to eye on politics, your relationship probably won't last very long. Especially during an election year.