Nothing signals romance than a drug-fueled beach romp, right? After observing 32-year-old Sherman Perry and 27-year-old Jamie Vergo going at in on a beach blanket in Naples, FL last week, police noticed marijuana next to them. The couple denied it, but then a quick search of their belongings revealed crack cocaine and a pipe.

The couple was charged for possession of marijuana and crack cocaine. There was no indecent exposure charge; if they'd just left the drugs at home, everything would've been kosher. Probably.

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[via The Huffington Post]