50-year-old Hugh Brown was sentenced to seven years in prison after a March incident where he rammed a KFC and several police cars because the staff refused to serve him 20 minutes after the fast-food restaurant closed. After driving his vehicle through the front window of the building, Brown grabbed a 20-foot pole from the wreckage and attempted to jab employees with it. In an effort to flee the restaurant, he rammed police cars that were in the parking lot.
During his hilarious arrest, Brown reportedly yelled "I've got Hep C, I'll spit on you." Later on, he admitted that he only flipped out because KFC employees would not give him the "bargain bucket" that he so desperately desired.
[via The Huffington Post]