The last thing Bam Margera expected to see on Thursday night was a naked woman breaking into his West Chester, PA home. She even went the extra mile and climbed into his bed. Margera flipped out and called the police, which the intruder apparently found arousing, as she began to masturbate while he was on the phone.
Margera threw the girl out, and police arrived shortly after to find her roaming around, still completely naked. She was arrested and charged with burglary, criminal trespass and stalking. Desperation is not attractive.