The 100 Thirstiest Comments on Instagram

The thirst is real.

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It's been around since the days when Black Planet, Friendster, and Myspace were the only social networks that mattered. But the phrase wasn't coined until the introduction of the microblogging social networking site Twitter and everyone's now favorite photo-sharing social networking app Instagram. 

Yes, we're talking about Thirst. 

It's at an all-time high. Go onto Instagram right now and see for yourself: A young woman posts a photo of herself and some guy who has all the social graces of Napoleon Dynamite leaves a comment so devoid of class, so parched of taste, it makes you want to hand dude a bottle of Gatorade.

Twitter was ablaze yesterday after the discovery of the Thirstiest Men of Instagram, a tumblr I created to document this epidemic. Complex tapped me to pick out the thirstiest of the thirsty comments. Sorry, fellas, you did this to yourselves. Here are The 100 Thirstiest Comments on Instagram.

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Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)

To create this list, Instagram comments from the Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr created by Anthony Osei were used for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

To Die For...

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Star-Spangled Thirster?

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U.S. Thirst Department

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Human Face Seat Pt. 1

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Really?!

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Baby Got Back?

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Prehistoric Creature

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Asian Persuasion

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InstaStalker

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#BittyCmon

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You Said What?

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Thirst 48

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Wake Up

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Umm...

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Cashin' Out

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Russian Creep

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Sucker

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You Know You Are

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Fatal Error

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#YouWannaEnterMyMatrix

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Fail x4

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Trickin'

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Galaxy Creeper

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Human Face Seat Pt. 2

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Featherweight Thirster of the World

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#POOR

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Gym Dehydration

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Perverted Screenname Alert

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Rise From the Dead

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Goodnight

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M.O.B.?

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2% Partly Skimmed

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OVOXOxoxo

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Pickup Line Fail

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He Means It...

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Imaginary Players

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Thirst and Hip Hop

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Thug Love

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#CanIDrinkYou

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Son..

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The Panty Droppa

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The Great One

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DWT (Driving While Thirsty)?

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Checkers

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Skullf**k

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The Sympathetic Pimp

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The $1,000 Date

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Save-a-Stripper

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Contain Yourself

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Still Dreaming?

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Moments

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Are You High Right Now?

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Spoil Her

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The Struggle Pimp

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#WhiteGirlThirstProblems

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Ball So Hard

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The Jamaican Creep

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Probably Not

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Team Hopper

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Too Much Information

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Lucky Everything

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British Creep

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Dead...

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Girl, Don't Be Hatin'

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GTFOH

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Emoji Thirsting

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Seriously

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Cake

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Wifey in His Eyes

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Struggle Rap

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@ or Dap

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Again, Too Much Information

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Hollerback, Girl

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Welp

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Begging

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If...

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Archery?

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#ImGoingCrazyz

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Sure You Did

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E-Thuggin'

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First Time Offender

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To the End of the World

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Call Me Maybe?

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#CreepThoughts

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Blocked?

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Fap

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Sorry to Hear That

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Save-a-Stripper Pt. 2

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"Girl, You Got Me"

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#LotionPlzzz

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Swimming Lessons

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Lip Service

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Rescue Him

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Desperate Househusbands

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Somehow...

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No Holds Barred

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Still Trickin'

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Thirsting or Trolling?

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Sponsor a Vixen

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All You Can Eat

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