Total Recall: Rachel Ticotin (1990) vs. Jessica Biel (2012)
Twenty-two years ago, the original Total Recall was released in theaters, and moviegoers the world over were treated to, presumably, their first glimpse of a three-breasted woman. In addition to that wonderfully disfigured character, there was Melina (played by Rachel Ticotin), a feisty freedom fighter.
In the remake, Jessica Biel takes over as the new Melina. With all due respect to Ms. Ticotin, this one is a no-brainer. Did you see Biel's backside in Adam Sandler's I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry? We sure did. That's one memory we'd never want "recalled."
Winner: Jessica Biel