The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of July 2012

Tales of riding around, not getting it, and going to Chuck E. Cheese's to raise hell instead.

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It was hot as hell this July, which is a sign that we're getting closer to Hell on Earth. With the year now more than halfway over, we're left with even less hope that our souls will be saved before the world ends—the headlines spell it out plainly. Thankfully there's still time to laugh, shake your head in shame, or just be utterly disgusted by the 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of July. It's rough out there, folks.

Written by Julian Kimble (@JR316).

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California Man Arrested for Hosting Teenage Beerfest at His Job

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Pregnant Snooki Carries Beer Through Seaside Heights in Baby Stroller

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Can We Interest You in "Hannah Montana Coon Repellant"?

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Florida Man Robs 7-Eleven Because He Can't Get Satisfaction

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Arizona Mom Arrested for Giving Toddler Beer in Public

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Man Who Broke Into Diddy's Mansion Did Far More Than Just Chill

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Learn About the New, Tasteless Trend Sweeping Through the UK

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North Carolina Man Threatens Cops After Demanding Paris Hilton and Pizza

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All I Feel Is Fireworks

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Woman Ruins Son's Chuck E. Cheese's Birthday Party

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Michigan Woman Kept Dead Boyfriend's Body in House for 18 Months So They Could Watch NASCAR Together

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Woman Trades Newborn for Used Truck

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This Ohio High School Student's Summer Vacation Just Got Ruined

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A Broken Item Brought a Swift End to This Florida Couple's Relationship

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New Zealand Prostitutes Destroy Public Property with Pole Dancing

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Philly Area Woman Escapes Arrest By Fleeing Crime Scene Topless

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Georgia Woman Calls 911 Because She Didn't Like Her Mugshot

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Oregon Man Breaks Into Homes for Private Viewings

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18 Cops Rescue Doll from River

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Las Vegas Man Arrested for Using Toilet Bowl Lid in Threatening Matter

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"Black Madam" Charged for Philly "Pumping Parties"

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Nigerian Wives Kill Their Husband with Sex

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Swedish Man Arrested for Inappropriate Love of Sheep

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California Women Thrown from Party Bus During Fight

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Australian Man Hospitalized After Placing Fireworks in His Rear

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