Address: 601 F St. NW

The Greene Turtle is right by the Verizon Center, home to the Caps and Wizards, so it's natural for fans to funnel into the place for a post-game drink or meal. Unfortunately, this place looks like shit and serves food that doesn't taste much better. Feeling bold? We dare you to find something on the menu that won't have your stomach doing back flips for the rest of the evening. There's so much squalor and spilled liquor here on a Friday night, you'd think Ric Flair himself came through and slapped the drinks from everyone's hands before tossing them around like rag dolls. Seriously though, why would you ever want to chill at a place that looks like a post-food fight high school cafeteria?