Address: 3251 Prospect St. NW

This place, like the neighborhood of Georgetown itself, is named after King George ll. It feels more like the kind of place that a certain father and son presidential team might get it poppin'. If you don't mind partying in some rich asshole's grandmother's basement, then this place is for you. Just make sure to rock your best "Georgetown Outfit," complete with the proper polo, salmon pants, and the appropriate loafer.