After we have a seizure from the flashing lights on the title screen, we learn the heart-breaking story of a boy who needs to get a bigger jar, because his frog literally just jumps right out of it while he’s looking at it. What follows is the boy chasing the frog to a radioactive unit that makes the creature grow monstrously. It then jumps down a hole, the boy follows it, and he finds a vehicle. And…scene. We’re not really sure why the frog had to grow into a freak, but, we’re also not really sure why a boy would leap down a hole the size of China just to get said frog. Couldn’t he find another one just hopping around in the grass. It makes no sense. What the hell?