If you've ever thought about how perfect Nick Offerman's Ron Swanson mustache is on Parks and Recreation, listen up - we've got some exciting news for you. According to Vulture, Offerman himself has put the mustache he grew for the last season of the series up for auction in Beverly Hills on August 23, with the funds acquired set to go to the pediatric cancer charity, Because of Ezra.
"My mustache and I are tickled pink to have the opportunity to help raise some funds for this great charity," Offerman elaborated in an e-mail to Vulture. "My mature bush is also available by private auction, but only serious bidders (Zuckerberg or Romney) need apply."
So, yes, someone will soon own Ron Swanson's mustache. And their lives will be forever greater than the rest of us could ever hope for ours to be.