26-year-old New Zealand man Ryan Scott Thompson was already screwed after crashing his vehicle into an elderly woman's vehicle while driving drunk, but he really (and literally) pissed police off when he urinated on 300 breathalyzer tubes while in custody. A breath test was administered at the police station, and Thompson's BAC level was reportedly three times the legal limit. 

An officer briefly left to complete the paperwork, and heard the strange sound of water. He returned to find Thompson peeing into a box of breath screening tubes, and Thompson kept right on peeing, even when ordered to stop. He destroyed all 301 tubes, so in addition to the drunk driving charge and losing his license for nine months, he'll have to pay $88 to replace the tubes.

They should've made him dispose of them.

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[via The Huffington Post]