A 56-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the ass inside of a Century 14 movie theater in downtown Sparks, Nevada, last night. It seems his gun fell on the ground and discharged during a showing of The Bourne Legacy. What would Jason Bourne think?
The man reportedly got up, apologized to everyone in the theater, and left before police arrived. He was found some time later at a Reno hospital, where he was treated for a minor wound. No one else in the theater was injured. Although the man was legally permitted to carry the weapon, this is why you don't bring guns to movie theaters.