Here are two very simple rules. First, don't drive drunk. Second, don't drive drunk without your clothes. A Catholic priest has been suspended indefinitely by the Archdiocese of Detroit after he was caught driving drunk and stark naked in Dearborn, MI.
Rev. Peter Petroske of Sacred Heart Parish was busted alone in his vehicle and with a laptop. Odd, no? He was just over the legal limit, but still. His arrest last Thursday didn't stop him from performing mass on Sunday, which must've been very awkward for everyone.
[via The Huffington Post]