22-year-old Russell Neff has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury, MD home and get uncomfortably comfortable. Neff reportedly stripped down to his underwear, then went into the kitchen and made a chicken pot pie, which belonged to the resident.
The homeowner says he heard Neff banging on the door trying to get inside, so he ran upstairs and called 911. When they arrived, they found Neff leaning back in a leather recliner and licking a remote control while waiting for his pot pie. You know, regular people shit.
He was charged with burglary, malicious destruction of property and resisting arrest. Oh, and theft of a pot pie.
[via The Huffington Post]