How to Hook Up in Your Dorm Without Pissing Off Your Roommates

Master the elusive art of bunk-bed coitus.

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Mastering how to hook up in your dorm room can be more difficult than some of your upper level classes. Aside from the awkwardly narrow beds and the occasional tumble off the top bunk, you also have to endure the embarrassment of hooking up with another human across the room, or in some situations, in the bed right beneath you.

We feel for your situation, and we're here to advise you on how to keep your woman (or your sorority girl of the week) satisfied, while also maintaining your roommate's sanity: How to Hook Up in Your Dorm Without Pissing Off Your Roommates.

By Shanté Cosme (@ShanteCosme)

Consider your timing

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Develop an alert system

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Skip the nightly sleepovers

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Don't get too creative

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Play music

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Don’t hook up on shared furniture

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Be courteous of their exam schedule

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Keep the dirty talk to a minimum

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Consider your alternatives

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Give them the same courtesy when they hook up

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