A Florida man dialed 911 to report an emergency—the problem was, the emergency was in his pants. 32-year-old Joshua Brasso phoned them seven times between 10:15 p.m. on Aug. 22 and 7:40 a.m. on Aug. 24 to ask for female deputies to come to his home and have sex with him. Begging only worked for Keith Sweat, my dude.
Officers arrived at his home, not to satisfy his requests, but to arrest him for making seven fake 911 calls. Worse, this is the second time Brasso has been arrested for calling the wrong people for sex. Apparently, he pulled this same stunt back in 2009. He just can't seem to get any satisfaction, maybe he'll find it in jail.
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[via The Huffington Post]
