A couple in Putnam Township, MI got quite the rude awakening when their wasted neighbor climbed into bed with them. We guess they aren't into experimentation. Anyway, the couple fled and called 911, and police arrived to find the drunk 27-year-old man in an alcohol-induced slumber with his pants down just a little too much for comfort.
When he woke up, he offered a classic response: "This isn't my house." He told police he had gone out drinking with friends after putting his children to bed at his own home. He was booked for suspicion of illegal entry and released.