Does This Upper West Side Restaurant Deserve Zero Stars?

Feel the wrath of the New York Post.

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New York Post columnist Steve Cuozzo went in on the Upper West Side's Purple Fig, giving it zero stars following a recent visit. He's how Cuozzo felt:

“Do I know you from Aquavit?” a manager butted in. “No? From Tocqueville? No? Do you live in the area?” Was I being spotted as a critic — or propositioned?

Well, there you have it. Some may have very different experiences at The Purple Fig, but could they write reviews as entertaining as Cuozzo's? Read the full thing here.

[via Gothamist]

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