Length Of Marriage: 163 days

Marry Tom Green? Marry Tom Green? What was Drew Barrymore thinking? She had been a fan of his TV show, so did she not notice how he crapped on his parents at every opportunity? You do not want to be related to this man. Now, as to why the marriage actually failed, we do not know. When filing for divorce, they cited the ever-vague "irreconcilable differences."