Some say love is a slow death, but one man in Madison, WI, seemed too pressed for time. The 34-year-old man was rushed to the hospital after jumping out of a moving vehicle because he was so over fighting with his girlfriend. After taking her out for her birthday Monday night, they began arguing during the drive home in the back of a friend's car. That's when he decided that he wanted out.

The birthday celebration was tainted by the negative specter of a dispute over a potential move to another state. The man hit his head on impact and began tumbling, and was transported to a local hospital for a bleeding brain. If you're thinking that he was drunk, you're absolutely right. He's presumably laid up somewhere, listening to Sugar Ray's "When It's Over" right now.

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[via Channel 3000]