The 25 Worst Meals in Movie History

You don't want to sit down at any of these tables.

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Though movies often ignore the day-to-day upkeep of the body—you only see characters go to the bathroom if a dinosaur is going to eat them, you only see someone in bed if they're going to bone—cinema has provided us with plenty of meals to linger on. Some present food in such a sumptuous manner, you want to climb through the screen. (Raise your hand if you've ever wanted to go to prison just to eat like Henry Hill does in GoodFellas.) Other films present food the way it always ends up: shitty.

With vomit bags in hand, we sat down at cinematic tables to find the worst meals. Some are terrible because the food is gross, others find their awfulness in the situation. The best (read: worst) usually play with both. These are the 25 worst meals in movie history.

By Greg Topscher (@gtopscher), Brenden Gallagher (@muddycreekU), and Ross Scarano (@RossScarano)

25. Does This Gum Make Me Look Fat?

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24. Barf-O-Rama

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23. Housing an Octopus

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22. Bruce Eats the Whole Cake

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21. The Phallic Sub

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20. Don't Eat the Grapes

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19. Extra Sloppy!!!

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18. Pixy Stix Sandwich

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17. Buddy the Elf ODs on Syrup

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16. Worrying About Denethor, Son of Ecthelion, 26th Ruling Steward of Gondor

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15. Choking on Platitudes and Steak

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14. "Single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos."

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13. The Dangly Hot Dog Feast

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12. Man's Best Friend Makes the Best Pate

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11. Mr. Creosote's Last Breath Mint

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10. A Depressingly Complete Breakfast

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9. Boiled Shoe

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8. Egged on By Indomitable Spirit

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7. Tamara Eats Her Kids

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6. Monkey Brains

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5. Dog-Semen Donuts

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4. "If no one's going to finish my brain, I will."

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3. Raw Rugby Players

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2. Feast of Shit

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1. Gluttony

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