2. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC)
Remember that Mountain Dew and Red Bull guzzling, truffle-shufflin' toddler who struck fear into your heart captured your heart on Toddlers & Tiaras? After her surprising summit to Internet fame, TLC has, unsurprisingly, given six-year-old Alana Thompson her own reality show.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will begin airing on August 8th, at which point we will bet it will instantly pull rank as the most redneck show on television. Aside from Alana's prematurely trashy antics (seriously, what child says "A dolla make me holla?"), her family is a corrals every known Southern stereotype, and as witnessed in the trailer, is aware of just how redneck they appear.
Despite "having all [their] teeth," Alana's family is a comical incarnation of the backwoods clans seen in most horror movies, using extreme couping, mud-diving, four-wheeling, and armpit-farting as new ways to incite terror and laughter in equal measure.