40-year-old Lowell Turpin was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend after she reportedly posted a picture of a man that he didn't recognize on her Facebook page. After spotting the stranger, Turpid "angrily demanded to know who the male was." Turns out that this potential rival was Mitt Romney. We take it Turpin doesn't follow politics, or much of anything.
He apparently isn't one for logic either, because his girlfriend's explanation led to him throwing her laptop against a wall and punching her in the face. The woman claims Turpin has a violent past, saying he's hit her "multiple times over several years." He was charged with domestic assault and taken to jail. All over Mitt Romney.
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[via Gawker]
