What's beef? Beef is when you try to fight a mailbox. A 15-year-old boy was arrested in Port Moody, British Columbia, after police witnessed him engage in full hand-to-hand combat with a mailbox. He was even talking shit to the letter-receptacle. According to police, the boy was on LSD, and attempted to attack them when he was taken into custody.
Despite the drug-fueled attack, the teen was released without being charged. Police dismissed the incident as a case of "a kid who made some bad choices." Whoever handles the Port Moody Police Twitter account has a great sense of humor, because they addressed the situation with the following tweets:
A call of a male fighting with a mailbox.— Port Moody Police (@PortMoodyPD) July 15, 2012
Mailbox fighter arrested after violently fighting with police.— Port Moody Police (@PortMoodyPD) July 15, 2012
Oh, it gets better:
We just had a male attack a garbage can. We're having a bit of an issue with inanimate objects.— Port Moody Police (@PortMoodyPD) July 23, 2012
See, even they think it's funny.
[via The Huffington Post]