When the paparazzi recently snapped pictures of "The Canyons" co-stars Lindsay Lohan and male pornstar James Deen sharing a smoke, we all jumped to conclusions and figured it was impossible that he wasn't sleeping with her. After all, this is a guy who gets paid to sleep with women. But that's far from reality, he says.

“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!” he tells Animal New York. “I think I would tell everybody. I don’t know anything about her except for that she’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.”

That's not to say it couldn't happen in the future, though. Right?